yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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