I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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