So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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