How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Text me some of your sweat
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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