Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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