16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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