I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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