Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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