That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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