Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
