Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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