I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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