He had one of those small greek statue penises
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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