So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.