i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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