i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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