So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
