Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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