Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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