I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
