they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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