But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
