Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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