I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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