Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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