HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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