i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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