So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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