her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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