no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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