My first STD was from a foam party
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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