lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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