i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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