he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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