whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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