My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
