I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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