that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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