i think my tv is drunk
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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