I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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