ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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