We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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