it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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