Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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