Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm getting married
To pizza
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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