I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I said "one day" and that day is not today
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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