Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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