"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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