did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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