Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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