There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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