bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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