Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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