Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Umm I'm too high to move.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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