At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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