community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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