absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think a kid would responsible me up
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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